‘Selfie’ Paintings

How-much-does-a-hipster-weigh.-an-instagram.-oil-on-canvas.-2016.-50-x-70-cm

How Much Does A Hipster Weigh. An Instagram.
Oil on canvas, 50cm x 70cm, 2016.

 

I-want-to-watch-Springwatch-but-this-crunchy-vanilla,-almond-french-toast-is-too-crunchy.-oil-on-canvas.-2016.-50-x-70-cm

I Want To Watch Springwatch But This Crunchy Vanilla Almond French Toast Is Too Crunchy.
Oil on canvas, 50cm x 70cm, 2016.

 

I-take-so-many-selfies-that-I-feel-like-like-an-Argentinian-dolphin.-oil-on-canvas.-2016.-50-x-70-cm

I Take So Many Selfies That I Feel Like An Argentinian Dolphin.
Oil on canvas, 50cm x 70cm, 2016.

 

I-hate-my-government-but-I-live-too-comfortably-to-do-anything-about-it.--oil-on-canvas.-2016-50-x-70-cm

I Hate My Government But I Live Too Comfortably To Do Anything About It.
Oil on canvas, 50cm x 70cm, 2016.

 

I-feel-like-the-World-is-silently-judging-me-if-i-forget-to-thank-the-bus-driver,-oil-on-canvas.-2016

I Feel Like The World Is Silently Judging Me If I Forget To Thank The Bus Driver.
Oil on canvas, 2016.

 

If-these-ripped-jeans-get-any-more-ripped-I'm-gonna-have-to-buy-new-ripped-jeans.-oil-on-canvas.-2016.-50-x-70-cm

If These Ripped Jeans Get Any More Ripped I’m Gonna Have To Buy New Ripped Jeans.
Oil on canvas, 50cm x 70cm, 2016.